Through 42Fifty, students have a platform that allows them to share their thoughts with the world (also known as our readers). Now, it is time to share that platform with the three dogs from reporter Brianna Huerta: Teddy, a white toy poodle; Bear, a brown toy poodle; and Junior, a gray/brown Yorkie mix.
Throughout OH history, many incidents have caught the attention of students, but the biggest one has been under the student's noses since its founding. The Science Department teachers are aliens in disguise, led by Earth and Space teacher Mr. Corn.
Multiple students have witnessed their true form, but many teachers seem to deny it.
In the last two decades, the book series Metro 2033 by Danill Gibazovonovich would have been a wonderful book about shooting irradiated wolves and bugs to save his subway station, but he had to go and ruin it all. He had to make the main character a massive wimp.
“Sometimes you just have to make a dude a wimp, what can I say?” said Gibazovonovich while eating a sandwich.
After some recent events at OH, the athletics program has been put on probation. Because of this probation, all athletes must give up their spaces to the performing arts department.
Gyms, locker rooms, and weight rooms will undergo renovations to better accommodate the band, choir, and theater programs.
Recently the Illinois governor, L.S.G. (short for Lenin Stalin Gorbachev) Khan signed a bill raising the minimum wage from $8.95 to $10. This is a major detriment to the poor trillionaires who pay straight out of their pockets to their ungrateful employees.
“The minimum wage being raised nearly a full two dollars has cost me around 100 dollars a day… I can barely afford to keep up with my seven yachts,'' said local trillionaire Marco Solo.