35 years ago, a security guard at local pizzeria Freddy Fazbear’s Pizza was left in a critical state after being severely injured by one of the animatronics. Now, he speaks out against Fazbear corporation.
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On Thursday, March 23, the teachers of OHS stormed the office of Superintendent Dave Marlin to demand a new curriculum strategy: Tik Tok. Instead of using Google Classroom, like in past years, they have agreed that Tik Tok is the best solution for turning in assignments for the upcoming 2023-2024 school year.
These days, all people do is complain about how technology is ruining their kids’ brains. I agree. With test scores as low as ever and children retreating to their phones for answers, you tend to feel hopeless.
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