After a while of masses of students being rounded up and sent to the dean’s office by staff, a new hope developed in the form of a seemingly mythical and forgotten bathroom located in a dingy hall behind the atrium. A route was established by a few brave students that sacrificed class time in order to forge the path for their fellow students in need. Here is their set path.
In lieu of the upcoming SD308 school board election, Fifty42was tasked to cover the polling process as well as the campaigning journey. Current officeholding president Latonya Simlish’s term is over, and there’s a new candidate in town. We got to speak to him yesterday.
Olive Garden currently does not have enough workers to supply enough food for both prom and regular customers. The extra cheese for the breadsticks will cost 50 cents per cup, and because someone will need to say “let me know when” for the cheese, each guest will be required to give a $3 tip for waiters.
On April 1, 2022, breaking news shocked the whole school. The rumors are true: a new COVID variant has been found within the school…and the infamous cafeteria fish sandwich is the source.
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