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Oswego High School students reported three different sighting of prehistoric insects in the dungeon on April 1. Students have been complaining about small spiders and beetles crawling around for years, but this is the first time that there have been major reports
As of April 1, 2019, all teachers within School District 308 have been fired due to budget cuts—all classes moving forward will be taught by students. Teachers have been protesting since the decision was made.
Students have been very supportive across the board, with many saying that they have, since Mr. Mayne's announcement, become his first fans.
Students at Oswego High School have decided to sacrifice their inflatable panther mascot in order to lift the curse that has plagued them for the past year.
On Monday, April 1, at approximately 5 a.m., an Oswego High School student stole a bag of chips and tried to start a fire while wearing a Michael Jackson mask in a convenience store in Oswego. The Criminal Justice and Forensic Science classes at Oswego High School were alerted and put in charge of solving the crime. The Oswego police department was unavailable due to a team-building retreat.

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