The village president of Oswego has declared today that they will be dying the river in five different pastel colors on Easter: baby blue, light pink, pastel yellow, bright lavender, and pastel green. Additionally, there will be an egg hunt held in Hudson Crossing Park after the dying.
“I think it is a little unusual that they are dumping toxic chemicals into the Fox River," said OH science teacher Thackery Corn. "It might not be too great for the environment, but at least it will look nice.”
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The Village of Oswego has recently decided to rent out Oswego East High School to the state of Illinois as a prison in order to gain extra revenue for SD308.
In this episode of The Droop, Owen and Ryan are still sad and talk about sad things that make them sad. This causes them to get sad and stay sad on everybody's least favorite podcast about being sad. Tune in next week for even more sad content.
OH has many super people in the building, but only two of them are actual super-powered superhumans. Ance Parlowe and Caidan Moniatowski have been battling crime in the community as a team for years, protecting students and fellow citizens from the terrors of the Oswego crime ring.
Moniatowski and Parlowe have been friends for years, working their jobs together and having crazy adventures, but their superpowers are what make this duo so super. Being from Oswego, the two have humble beginnings, similar to any other famous heroes, but are now responsible for the protection of the community.