[[SATIRE]] OH implements renovation plan for arts facilities

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After some recent events at OH, the athletics program has been put on probation. Because of this probation, all athletes must give up their spaces to the performing arts department.

Gyms, locker rooms, and weight rooms will undergo renovations to better accommodate the band, choir, and theater programs.

The new art department replacing the gym will feature an acoustically perfect concert hall, a bigger room for show choir practices, as well as new lockers and locker rooms for the band, choir, and theater participants.

The new policy will be enacted immediately following the spring sports season and is expected to be done before the next school year. 

Any and all kids currently enrolled in any sport here are encouraged to join these programs. According to choir director Bark Maglione, the renovations are expected to bring in enough students to triple the numbers of the choir program and add another 1-2 competitive show choir and vocal jazz groups as the choir department always has room to expand.