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On Thursday, March 23, the teachers of OHS stormed the office of Superintendent Dave Marlin to demand a new curriculum strategy: Tik Tok. Instead of using Google Classroom, like in past years, they have agreed that Tik Tok is the best solution for turning in assignments for the upcoming 2023-2024 school year.
These days, all people do is complain about how technology is ruining their kids’ brains. I agree. With test scores as low as ever and children retreating to their phones for answers, you tend to feel hopeless.
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The Oswego High School dean's office is filled with disappointment each day they see a student car parked in a spot nobody else uses. An empty parking lot filled with only staff cars is all they ask for. As of April 1, deans will be inducing the reconstructed consequences, including bear traps and explosives.
*Fifty42 is 42 Fifty's April Fool’s edition, and consists entirely of satire. This content is published purely for the purposes of humor and entertainment – it is entirely fictional and is not meant to be viewed as “real news”...