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This Gallery highlights the life of my iconic stuffed dinosaur. He’s practically a celebrity.
Hi I'm Ruby, I am a Senior here at OHS and it is my second year on staff. My activities here at the school include Choir, Rho Kappa, BIONIC, and Youth and Government
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I have several concerns about Gerald. First, as a reptile, he probably carries salmonella. Any time someone handles him they should wash their hands! And he definitely should not be in spaces where people eat (be careful, Bayton!). Additionally, those shamrocks look suspiciously like the ones my son brought to school but they disappeared, so maybe we need to check Gerald’s police record. Watch yourselves, and wash yourselves after contact!