Jayden Doty - Staff Reporter
[[SATIRE]] Super senior duo fight crime in the community
OH has many super people in the building, but only two of them are actual super-powered superhumans. Ance Parlowe and Caidan Moniatowski have been battling crime in the community as a team for years, protecting students and fellow citizens from the terrors of the Oswego crime ring. Moniatowski and Parlowe have been friends for years, working their jobs together and having crazy adventures, but their superpowers are what make this duo so super. Being from Oswego, the two have humble beginnings, similar to any other famous heroes, but are now responsible for the protection of the community.
Girls bowling completes another successful season
The OH girls bowling team’s season has ended with another impressive run. The Varsity and JV teams had impeccable records the past few months, with 11-3 and 9-5 overall records, respectively. After receiving qualifying placements in conferences, regionals, and sectionals, the teams competed together in the IHSA tournament and placed 12th overall.
Local places to spice up your Instagram feed
Looking for ways to enhance your Insta feeds with local spots? Check out the incredibly aesthetic locations in and around Oswego as backdrops for Insta greatness. Many can also double as senior picture spots or places to plan ahead for prom.
Floral Expressions brings seasonal joy to Oswego
Flowers are one of the most identifiable aspects of nature. They are associated with everything from weddings to school dances, and they always bring an aspect of joy and beauty to any occasion. Flowers are nature’s decoration, and we are lucky enough to bear witness to their beauty. Also lucky for Oswego, there is an option to receive these flowers from its very own Floral Expressions.
Opinion: Award season? More like snub season.
Academy Award season is the respected culmination of years of dedication and hard work for many of the best modern creatives in the world. These music, film, and TV awards recognize artists for their accomplishments in the last year. With categories like Record of the Year, Best Picture, Best Director, and even Best New Artists, the shows are supposed to showcase and recognize the best of the best- but that is not always the result.