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Fifty42 would like to properly inform you that the OHS prom of 2022 will be held at Olive Garden in Oswego, Illinois.
The dance will take place in the front parking lot under the lamp posts. All trees in the surrounding area will be available for photos before and after the dance.
The dance itself will take place in the parking lot and food will be provided on the waiting seat booths inside the lobby. We will only be having unlimited breadsticks and lemon water for our meal; OHS did not actually rent out Olive Garden, so there will still be customers inside ordering regular food.
Olive Garden currently does not have enough workers to supply enough food for both prom and regular customers. The extra cheese for the breadsticks will cost 50 cents per cup, and because someone will need to say “let me know when” for the cheese, each guest will be required to give a $3 tip for waiters.
We are unable to afford our own music, so Olive Garden will be graciously providing its own. Classical, Italian music will be played for both slow and fast dancing. The music will be played throughout the Olive Garden as well as the outdoor speakers in the parking lot. Any students wishing to play their own music will be sent home or at least escorted out of the parking lot for loitering.
For safety reasons, we will be collecting all personal items in Olive Garden to-go bags. Olive Garden workers will keep these behind the counter but can not guarantee items will be looked after during the dinner rush hour.
For some extra fun, we will be hosting a raffle giveaway just before dismissal. The raffle giveaway will be one free soup or salad and a handful of Andes Candies mint chocolates.
Tickets will cost $350 (please note this does not include the $3 tip for the waiters). Feel free to inform your friends and family as we celebrate prom at a new location- Olive Garden! To learn more, visit the main office for more information.