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Man, I am tired. I can’t think of anything to write about. I think my dog Tito is smart. He understands that he is not allowed to chew on socks so he hides them under the couch so he can chew on them when nobody is around. I think that is pretty smart. I’m gonna let him tap his little paws on the keyboard and let autocorrect do the rest. Lets see what he has to say.
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Tito has spoken. Next time you chew on a sock in front of me I’ll pretend not to notice as a thank you for writing this.