Inaaya Siddiqui - Staff Reporter
The two facts in the title are words I would never even think to utter to anyone who wasn’t close enough to me to hear my most embarrassing lore. But since I’m about to graduate and become an adult, I figured I might as well expose myself and leave without any secrets whirling through my brain while I walk across the stage.
Isaac Dunbar, a 21-year-old expert in experimental pop, recently released his newest project, “Beep Beep Repeat,” unleashing a new era of his sound perfect for the dance floor.
Throughout OH history, many incidents have caught the attention of students, but the biggest one has been under the student's noses since its founding. The Science Department teachers are aliens in disguise, led by Earth and Space teacher Mr. Corn.
Multiple students have witnessed their true form, but many teachers seem to deny it.
Descargo de responsabilidad: Inaaya es miembra de MSA y asistirá al evento Fast-a-Thon el 21 de marzo mencionado en este artículo.
La Asociación de Estudiantes Musulmanes de OH( MSA) está celebrando un evento de Fast-a-Thon el 21 de marzo para que los estudiantes intenten ayunar por un día si quieren, pero no es necesario. Los estudiantes participantes luego vienen a la cafetería de la escuela de 5:30 a 8:00 pm y disfrutan de la cena y el postre por solo $ 5. ¡Todo el mundo está invitado, profesores, estudiantes, familiares y amigos, musulmanes o no!
In celebration of Women's History Month, podcasters Aiyana Rivera, Inaaya Siddiqui, and Brianna Huerta discuss the women of today and their impact in society.


![[[SATIRE]] All OH science teachers are actually aliens Pictured is the unofficial logo for the alien science department. Credit: Enrique Salas-Aguirre, 42Fifty](https://i0.wp.com/oh42fifty.org/wp-content/uploads/2024/03/satirescienceimage.png?resize=681%2C681&ssl=1)

