Enrique Salas-Aguirre - Staff Reporter
A line in Drake's “First Person Shooter” with fellow rapper J. Cole is currently the biggest hip-hop ‘beef’ that has been anticipated for years. Involving Drake, Kendrick Lamar, and J. Cole, the drama was solidified in “We Don’t Trust You,” released on March 22, a collaborative album between Future and producer Metro Boomin.
Throughout OH history, many incidents have caught the attention of students, but the biggest one has been under the student's noses since its founding. The Science Department teachers are aliens in disguise, led by Earth and Space teacher Mr. Corn.
Multiple students have witnessed their true form, but many teachers seem to deny it.
The OH Tech Hub recently conducted internship interviews for the upcoming 2024-25 school year. The Tech Hub, located in the LRC, is an in-school resource for anyone to visit for technology-related needs. The hub is led by IT specialist and Instructional Technology Coach Jaclyn King and Technology Specialist Robert Shaw.
The collaborative duo ¥$, consisting of Kanye West and Ty Dolla $ign, recently dropped their newest album “Vultures 1.” The album is supposedly the first of a trilogy, where the next two albums are set to be released later this year.
The release of this album amidst the controversial events is no unusual occurrence as West is known for his eccentricity. With this in mind, “Vultures 1” reflects his recent character, the album is more a form of artistic expression than traditional musicality.
Last year, international soccer star Lionel Messi debuted at the MLS soccer club, Inter Miami, which captivated the attention of not only soccer fans but the entire world. With his debut, a total of 3.5 billion viewers watched him score a goal against club, Cruz Azul. With just Messi, the overall popularity of the MLS has skyrocketed, as well as ticket sales overall.

![[[SATIRE]] All OH science teachers are actually aliens Pictured is the unofficial logo for the alien science department. Credit: Enrique Salas-Aguirre, 42Fifty](https://i0.wp.com/oh42fifty.org/wp-content/uploads/2024/03/satirescienceimage.png?resize=681%2C681&ssl=1)


