Disclaimer: *Fifty42 is 42Fifty’s April Fool’s edition, and consists entirely of satire. This content is published purely for the purposes of humor and entertainment – it is entirely fictional and is not meant to be viewed as “real news” or taken seriously in any way. Any references to real people are based almost entirely in fiction.
After what were at first dismissed reports of creepers in downtown Oswego, hundreds of residents began sharing sightings of the green, boxy creatures in various locations throughout Oswego in recent days.
“I wasn’t sure if it was a publicity stunt to promote the upcoming flop of a film,” OH junior Piers Markus said of the not-yet-released Minecraft movie. “But I had heard about the portal opened from Oswego High School, and then I thought the rumors might actually be true.”
Tune in as 42Fifty podcast hosts Torian Duncombe, Matt Aviles, and Shecid Huerta bring listeners the unlikely news of the Minecraft mobs that have taken over the OH hallways and the quiet community of Oswego.
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howdy ho, this is matt. i am a senior at oswego high school, i like hanging out my friends, parakeets, and fortnite.
I saw one this morning it was so scary
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No more mobs! Send them back. 😡
awesome image
I saw a warden this morning