*Fifty42 is 42Fifty’s April Fool’s edition and consists entirely of satire. This content is published purely for humor and entertainment – it is entirely fictional and is not meant to be viewed as “real news” or taken seriously in any way. Any references to real people are based almost entirely on fiction.
35 years ago, a security guard at local pizzeria Freddy Fazbear’s Pizza was left in a critical state after being severely injured by one of the animatronics. Now, he speaks out against Fazbear corporation.
Hi, I'm Eddie Phelps. I'm a Junior at OHS, and it is my second year on staff for 42fifty. I'm involved with the bowling team, the German club, Science National Honors Society, and I enjoy playing video games.
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I had no idea of this bite. I am boycotting all animatronic pizza places from now on! I don’t want my adorable children being turned into zombies or meeting an early fate from a free-roaming, pizza-eating rodent!