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Spring break is right around the corner, and Miami doesn’t want you, but do you know who does? Oswego!
The Village of Oswego is the next destination for spring break 2024, and if that’s not believable, just wait. There’s the beautiful Fox River and rustic downtown shops in Oswego. “I love the shopping here, I bought eight bikes in the last three days!” says local Fred Johnson.
Oswego also has many fine dining establishments along with wonderful works of art and trails. But wait, there’s more: Oswego also has the hottest spot this side of Interstate 80. The Little White Schoolhouse.’
The Little White Schoolhouse is an absolute must-visit museum in the heart of Oswego. “I can’t stop going and won’t stop,” says local Rowly Baxter.
The Village of Oswego has opened its doors to anyone and everyone seeking a fun old-fashioned time during spring break this year.
I am a senior at Oswego High School. I am very active in the community. I enjoy sports and hope to one day become a sports writer. I am also an Oswego football player.
i’m laughing so hard
Okay buddy
Happy Oswego is getting the hype it deserves
Very funny and engaging writing, amazing work with everything 🙂