*Fifty42 is 42 Fifty’s April Fool’s edition, and consists entirely of satire. This content is published purely for the purposes of humor and entertainment – it is entirely fictional and is not meant to be viewed as “real news” or taken seriously in any way. Any references to real people are based almost entirely in fiction.
Ever heard of Bayton Parry? Bet not! Senior Bayton Parry is an INSPIRATION here at OHS. Not only is he Oswego’s upcoming super famous singer, but he is also OHS senior superlative winner for most contagious laugh and is Fifty42’s very own pop culture editor and social media manager (which he uses to like his own tweets). Bayton is most known for his scandalous tweets, and today we will be taking an in-depth look at what really goes on in Bayton’s mind.
Maybe not Popeye’s… how about Canes???
We love Bayton’s taste in men. Go Spider-Man!
What are we raging about?? Stay mad??
Wow, Bayton… such a good tip. Can’t wait to try this sometime!
Love how he is representing a community. Such an inspiration!
Such a healthy way to cope. I wonder if he plays Fashion Famous?
He is actually famous, though! Youtube replied to his tweet.
To conclude, Bayton Parry is so inspirational and we all want to be just like him. Follow his Twitter and stay tuned for his upcoming music as well as future scandalous tweets.
Hi! My name is Liliana Murillo, and I am a senior at OHS.This is my first year being a part of 42Fifty staff. In my free time, I like to hang out with my friends, watch reality T.V, and go shopping. If I am not at school, you will see me working at Riverside Pizza and Pub in Oswego. I am beyond excited to be a Sports Editor for 42Fifty this year!
My name is Miranda Cook, and this is my second year being a part of 42Fifty! I am a senior at OHS, and I am on the varsity cheer team. I enjoy taking photos and hanging out with my friends in my free time, and I cannot wait to continue my career in journalism!
I thought it was “dab you up”. 🙁 I’m old.