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Over the past few weeks, creatures who call themselves Wanilings have been causing mischief around the school and terrorizing students.
Wani is a Japanese word that translates to crocodile, and they also respond to that name.
“I really don’t think they can cause that much damage… they’re awfully little, no?” said archeology teacher Nico Robin.
They’ve been chair racing in the hallways, making odd presentations, and more.
“I mean, they get up to mischief, but look at them! Who could say no to that sweet face?” said fashion teacher Astra Selvaggio.
See for yourself in the photo essay below.
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