This podcast was originally published as part of the 2019 edition of Fifty 42. Fifty42 is 42Fifty’s April Fool’s edition, and consists entirely of satire. This content is published purely for the purposes of humor and entertainment – it is entirely fictional and is not meant to be viewed as “real news” or taken seriously in any way. Any references to real people are based almost entirely in fiction.
In this episode of “The Droop,” Owen and Ryan are still sad and talk about sad things that make them sad. This causes them to get sad and stay sad on everybody’s least favorite podcast about being sad. Tune in next week for even more sad content.
THIS PODCAST IS ENTIRELY SATIRICAL AND PART OF 42FIFTY’S APRIL FOOL’S PRANK; THE CONTENT OF THIS EPISODE DOES NOT REFLECT THE IDEALS OF “THE SCOOP.“
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