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COVID-19 Update: Infected OVMD students to only do Mongolian throat singing until cure is found
As one student, Othan Eng, explains, “I guess the change had come from the whole fact that Mongolians are amazing throat singers. And that you really don’t have to use your actual voice. And when everyone is sick all you get is a raspy like voice. So, in a way, your sick singing voice is very similar to Mongolian throat singing.”
Students skip classes to join bathroom putt-putt tournament
UPDATE: Due to the recent COVID-19 pandemic, the sport is delayed until someone makes a Zoom hotspot so the tournament can continue from our own bathrooms.
EXPOSED: Early-bird gym actually run by birds in disguise!!!!
Standrew Provolone investigates.
aDdItIoNaL hEaDlInEs!!!!!!!!!
Fossil found in Oswego is actually my dead fish named Edgar
TikTok Dance becomes core elective, ASL class still unapproved
OHS replaces all grass with gravel; gravel lot is now grass
Worm off the string?! What will he do?????!!!!
