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BREAKING: SCHOOL BOARD ELECTS TO DEMOLISH ALL SCHOOLS TO CUT COSTS, SCHOOL TO BE REMOTE FOR AT LEAST A FEW MORE YEARS
BREAKING: ALL 350 DIVISION 1 SCHOOLS TEST COVID POSITIVE, OHS EARNS FIRST-EVER NCAA TOURNAMENT BID
HEARTWARMING! REMOTE TEACHER USES ROBOT WITH AN IPAD STRAPPED TO IT IN ORDER TO ‘BE THERE’ FOR IN-PERSON STUDENTS (is this even satire?)
BREAKING: MAD MAN PICKS UP TAPE DIVIDING THE HALLWAYS, STUDENTS DON’T KNOW WHERE TO WALK
INNOVATIVE! TEACHER CUTS HOLES IN MASK FOR MOUTH AND NOSE IN ORDER TO ACTUALLY BE HEARD BY STUDENTS IN BACK OF CLASS
BREAKING: MORE UNCONFIRMED NEWS SPREADS ON SOCIAL MEDIA BY PANICKED PARENTS
PROM 2021 THEME ANNOUNCED: HAZMAT / A NIGHT IN THE TOXIC FUMES

*Fifty42 is 42Fifty’s April Fool’s edition, and consists entirely of satire. This content is published purely for the purposes of humor and entertainment – it is entirely fictional and is not meant to be viewed as “real news” or taken seriously in any way. Any references to real people are based almost entirely in fiction.

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